25. canada. vagabond. student. perpetually bored. aggressively optimistic and pessimistic. writer. painter. sometimes filmmaker.I like dinosaurs and wearing fake moustaches. I like science and art and a great many useless and random things. (akacitizensnips -> hiddlegasms)(hiddlegasms -> blueboxinspace)

brittany-32194:

drjamesmccrimmon:

The tenth Doctor and Rose walk into a bar. Not the same bar of course. They are in two different universes

you’re a fucking asshole

nagitok:

"what did this man do, officer?"
"he just… he just did everything”

nagitok:

"what did this man do, officer?"

"he just… he just did everything

birdshcool:

when the toughest most meanest character falls in love with the cutest most sweetest one

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fluffixation:

pile-of-fail:

ivyinspace:

The perfect cuddling couch.

That is not a couch. That is a nest, and I want one.

My idea of household heaven right here.

fluffixation:

pile-of-fail:

ivyinspace:

The perfect cuddling couch.

That is not a couch. That is a nest, and I want one.

My idea of household heaven right here.

ellie-the-smiling-samoyed:

I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.

ellie-the-smiling-samoyed:

I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.

girilla-warfare:

IM STILL FUCKING CRYING OVER THIS VINE

moonkistprincess:

"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails